Players: Totti, Di Biagio, Delvecchio, Cafu, Aldair, Paulo Sergio, Eusebio Di Francesco
Story of the shirt:
You knew it was a bad idea to take the shortcut through the alleyway at this time of night. It shaves like, 2 minutes off the journey home, but it’s dark. Very fucking dark. Usually you sneak through unscathed, but not tonight. Tonight of all nights. When the three shadowy figures emerge from the gloom menacingly, you think: this is it. Done for. Unimaginable stains down your pristine white vintage Diadora Roma away shirt, ruined forever. “Wait!!” one of them shouts, throwing you off guard. You cough nervously. “This is Luigi Di Biagio, Italian hard man and one-time midfield enforcer for I Giallorossi who famously amassed 11 yellow cards and 2 red cards across just 27 appearances in Serie A whilst wearing the number 4 shirt during the 98/99 season as the club struggled to a lukewarm 5th place finish… FUCKING RUN!!!!!” And with that, they’re gone. Alora. Just buy the shirt.